My description of Face Time? Basically, you hit the little "Face Time Icon" on your computer and a screen pops up allowing you immediately see your own image standing there. If you are like me, you instantly forget who you were going to call. Once your brain begins working again, and before "calling" your desired contact, you can fix your hair, check your teeth and throw any of the mess you can see behind you off to one side giving your "contact" the notion that you and your home always look fab-u-lous, darling. Then you select the contact you want to..well...contact, and then you wait for the person(s) to hear you "calling" at their end, check their hair, teeth and background view and eventually accept your call. The screen image of yourself now minimizes and you are looking straight into the
I have mentioned before that my sister lives many many miles away in a far off land. (Not really, just the good ole' US of A) So, since we both have made the switch to Apple we make very good use of the Face Time app available to us and it's just grand. My sister is younger and thinner and cuter than me but in the right light people say we look a lot alike. Which leads me into my story.
I hear the "Face Time" alert and go skipping with joy to the computer because I know that somebody loves me today. I smooth back a few stray hairs from my pony tail, check my teeth and see it's my beloved sister calling for a chat, and realizing I have no time to clean up the view of colouring books and crayons behind me, I angle my computer so I have a plain wall behind. Then I hit the "accept call" button and wait. And wait, and wait. Some thing's not right. I look to see if I hit the wrong button - no. The girl staring back at me looks lovely...it HAS to be me, right? Then I see that darned stray hair and go to smooth it back, but now I really start to freak out because the "me" on the screen is not doing what the "me" in real life is doing. So after the Twilight Zone music (think TV program from the 60's, not Vampire vs Werewolf) subsides, I realize that I am in fact looking at my sister, who is, in fact, looking at me and we are basically both idiots who obviously maintain on too little sleep.
The End.
PS - as I have been fighting a terrible cold for going on 3 weeks, I will admit that my cooking has taken a bit of a backseat, and my poor beloved family have been eating a steady, and somewhat unimaginative diet of noodles, soup, sandwiches and cereal. Thank the good Lord for Thanksgiving and the care packages sent home to fill in where I, the supreme ruler of my family's kitchen have been terribly neglectful. Here's hoping to a weekend of recovery and a fresh start in the kitchen next week....I hope I remember where my frying pan is.
xo
Jen
